Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Two Missiles pointed at a Nazi Submarine



Hello doll,

You are crazy to brush your teeth at night.  There are aliens in the mirror.  Dogs are robots.  Airplanes are simulators.   Space is a movie set.  Water is a suppressant.  Frogs and fish speak the same language.  Strawberry Ice Cream is 72% cocaine.  Nothing should be consumed by the consumer.  I like working.  I am naked 20% of my life.   And the color red contains a secret algorithm for the change in temperature that happens when the sun goes down... The sun does go down by the way.  The earth couldn't turn even if it wanted to. 

I am proud to call myself a Conspiracy Theorist. fuckem!

Love,

Your Great Aunt

Photo by Nadia Hassler.  Words by Dustin Whitehead.

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